What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Sure.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

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Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Why do I want to give up on men?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Thank you.

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

He : I'm 24.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : No

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

Me : I don't drink

He : Tea ?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?

He : Then let's have some coffee

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.